I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening,

Dig Trenches? With Our Men Being Killed Off Like Flies? There Isn't Time To Dig Trenches. We'll Have To Buy Them Ready Made.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.