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I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.