You Have To Eat To Cook. You

Always Remember: If You're Alone In The Kitchen And You Drop The Lamb, You Can Always Just Pick It Up. Who's Going To Know?

The Only Time To Eat Diet Food Is While You're Waiting For The Steak To Cook.

The American Poultry Industry Had Made It Possible To Grow A Fine-looking Fryer In Record Time And Sell It At A Reasonable Price, But No One Mentioned That The Result Usually Tasted Like The Stuffing Inside Of A Teddy Bear.

To Be A Good Cook You Have To Have A Love Of The Good, A Love Of Hard Work, And A Love Of Creating.

Tears Mess Up Your Makeup.