Always Remember: If You're Alone In The

Fake Food -- I Mean Those Patented Substances Chemically Flavored And Mechanically Bulked Out To Kill The Appetite And Deceive The Gut -- Is Unnatural, Almost Immoral, A Bane To Good Eating And Good Cooking.

No Matter What Happens In The Kitchen, Never Apologize.

Cooking May Be A Creative Art, But It's Also A Wonderful Full-time Hobby.

Was It A Sign Of Creeping Decrepitude?

I Was Never A Spy. I Was With The Oss Organization. We Had A Number Of Women, But We Were All Office Help.