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The Ethical Argument Regarding Abortion Hinges On The Question Of When Life Begins. Some Believe Life Begins At Forty.

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

I'm On A Strict Running Program. I Started Yesterday. I've Only Missed One Day So Far.

I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So Inhaling Smoke As A Non-smoker - It Doesn't Matter What It Is, It's Going To Make You Lightheaded.