I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So

A Novel Is Too Much Of A Commitment. I Tend To Peruse Twitter - I Check To See If I Had Any Mentions And Read The Latest Messages.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

What Happened Was, I Always Wanted To Be A Singer/songwriter Kind Of Guy Like A James Taylor Or Crosby, Stills And Nash Type Of Thing; I Went To A Lot Of Coffee Houses And Used To Watch All Those Guys, But I Never Had The Nerve To Get Up And Do It Because Singing Seems So Personal And Intimate To Me. It Was Too Revealing.

Breaking News: Winds So Strong In Nyc The Statue Of Liberty's Gown Just Blew Off!

When A Show Has Been On For So Long, You Lose Fans, You Gain Fans. I Remember This From 'saturday Night Live.'