You Don't Even Need To Go To

Calories Don’t Count If They’re Connected To A Celebration. Everyone Knows This.

If I Let Her In I'm Doomed. It's Like Inviting A Vampire Into Your House. Once You've Invite Them In, That's It, You're Good As Dead!

I Hung My Head. Ranger Was Next On The List. “yo,” Ranger Said When He Answered. “small Problem.” “no Kidding. Your Car Just Went Off The Screen.” “it Sort Of Burned Up.” Silence. “and You Know That Keypad You Gave Me? It Was In The Car.” “babe.

I Take In A Lot Of Stuff From Real Life, Movies, Television, News And It All Gets Mixed In My Head And Somehow Turns Into A Story Idea.

I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like A Gym Bag.