These Are Desparate Times." - Stephanie Plum

Life Is About Survival Of The Fittest, And Jersey Is Producing The Master Race.

Nice Dress You're Almost Wearing. You Ever Think About Changing Professions?" -ranger

Tastykakes Are Just Another Of The Many Advantages Of Living In Jersey. They’re Made In Philly And Shipped To Trenton In All Their Fresh Squishiness. I Read Once That 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets Are Baked Every Day. And Not A Heck Of A Lot Of Them Find Their Way To New Hampshire. All That Snow And Scenery And What Good Does It Do You Without Tastykakes?

My Body Is Not Designed To Run. My Body Was Designed To Sit In An Expensive Care And Drive.

Maybe Your Pregnant. Oops, Hold On, You're Not Pregnant, On Account Of You're Not Gettin Any.