You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

Don't Worry About Things That You Have No Control Over, Because You Have No Control Over Them. Don't Worry About Things That You Have Control Over, Because You Have Control Over Them.

Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Got Control Over, 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'. And Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Don't Got Control Over, 'cause If You Don't Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.