You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And

What Was The Name Of That Dog On "rin Tin Tin"?

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

Me And George And Billy Are Two Of A Kind.