You Can Usually Tell When A Couple

Don't Let Your Pride Or A Lack Of Courage Stand In The Way Of Saying You're Sorry To People You May Have Offended.

You Can Usually Tell When A Couple Becomes Centered On Each Other Because They Are Forever Breaking Up And Getting Back Together.

Life Is A Mission, Not A Career. A Career Is A Profession, A Mission Is A Cause. A Career Asks, What's In It For Me? A Mission Asks, How Can I Make A Difference?

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

Honesty Is Always The Best Policy, Even When It's Not The Trend.