You Can Tell What Was The Best

Let's Examine The Dog Mind: Every Time You Come Home, He Thinks It's Amazing. He Can't Believe That You've Accomplished This Again. You Walk In The Door. The Joy Of It Almost Kills Him. "he's Back Again! It's That Guy! It's That Guy!"

I Don't Return Fruit. Fruit's A Gamble. I Know That Going In.

The Best Revenge Is Living Well.

Comedy Is Just Complaining In An Entertaining Way, Enterplaining.

Your Blessing In Life Is When You Find The Torture You're Comfortable With.