You Can Take Them In A Wheelchair

Billy Graham Is For The Hereafter. I'm For The Here And Now.

The First Thing I Did When I Was Forty Years Old, I Put Handcuffs On And I Jumped Off Alcatraz Prison And Swam To San Francisco Handcuffed. That Made National Publicity. Then, There Were Three Or Four Years Where I Would Do More Difficult Feats. Another Birthday I Towed A Thousand Pound Boat Across The Golden Gate. On My 65th Birthday I Towed 65 Boats A Mile And A Half In Tokyo. On My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It With My Feet And Hands Tied A Mile And A Half In Long Beach.... My Next Birthday I Will Be 93. I'm Gonna Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

If Man Made It, Don't Eat It.

Sex Is The Greatest Driving Force On This Planet. Christ, Why Are We Living If We Can't Have A Little Fun? Sex Is Giving, And The More You Give, The Better Lover You Are.

The Crusade Is Never Off My Mind - The Exercise I Do, The Food I Eat, The Thought I Think - All This And How I Can Help Make My Profession Better-respected. To Me, This One Thing - Physical Culture And Nutrition - Is The Salvation Of America.