You Can't Second-guess Ineffability, I Always Say.

It Was Like Being In A Jane Austen Novel, But One With Far Less Clothing.

As We All Know, The Discworld Is A Flat Planet - Like A Geological Pizza, But Without The Anchovies.

Don't Stick Your Nose Where Someone Can Pull It Off And Eat It.

In The World I Live In, 'not Worse' Is Nearly As Good As 'better'.

I Don't Hold With Paddlin' With The Occult," Said Granny Firmly. "once You Start Paddlin' With The Occult You Start Believing In Spirits, And When You Start Believing In Spirits You Start Believing In Demons, And Then Before You Know Where You Are You're Believing In Gods. And Then You're In Trouble." "but All Them Things Exist," Said Nanny Ogg. "that's No Call To Go Around Believing In Them. It Only Encourages 'em.