You Can Leave In A Huff. Or

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa