You Can Get Old Pretty Young If

Nobody Can Be All Smiley All The Time, But Having A Good Positive Attitude Isn't Something To Shrug Off.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

Half The Game Is 90% Mental.

A Lot Of Guys Go, 'hey, Yog, Say A Yogi-ism.' I Tell 'em, 'i Don't Know Any.' They Want Me To Make One Up. I Don't Make 'em Up. I Don't Even Know When I Say It. They're The Truth. And It Is The Truth. I Don't Know.

Anyone Who Is Popular Is Bound To Be Disliked.