Nobody Can Be All Smiley All The

Why Buy Good Luggage? You Only Use It When You Travel.

Whatever You Do, You Should Do It With Feeling.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

How Come It Rains Every Hall Of Fame Weekend? They Need To Move It To A Different Weekend.

A Lot Of Guys Go, 'hey, Yog, Say A Yogi-ism.' I Tell 'em, 'i Don't Know Any.' They Want Me To Make One Up. I Don't Make 'em Up. I Don't Even Know When I Say It. They're The Truth. And It Is The Truth. I Don't Know.