Yeah, I'm Running For The White House

If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What Part Of The Human Body Is Los Angeles?

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.

Actually, My Wine Was Served At The White House Twice. Reagan Must Have Been Asleep When He Ordered It.