Yeah, I'm Obnoxious, Yeah, I Cut People

I've Been Saying That All Along, That If You Open The Door For Gay Marriage, Then You Have To Have The Polygamists And The Triads And The Commune People And Everybody Else, Right?

Texting Is Addicting. Once You Get Emotionally Involved With Constant Outside Stimulation Assaulting Your Brain, It Is Hard To Stop Looking At Your Machine Every Two Minutes. Without Rapid Fire Words Appearing On A Screen, You Feel Bored, Not Part Of The Action.

Does Anyone Know Where The Best Men Are? I Hope They're Not In The Parking Lot Stealing Our Hubcaps.

The Only Solution To The Violence Problem In America Is A Return To Traditional Parental Involvement. This Should Be Encouraged By Every Elected Official. Also, The Abandonment And Neglect Of Children By Their Parents Should Have Civil Consequences.

Every Book Has Mistakes In Them, Every One. There's Never Been A Book Published Without Mistakes.