The One Thing The Police Cannot Protect

Saturday Night At My House, I Often Trot Out Classic Movies And Force The Urchins To Watch Them. There Is Much Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth, But I Think It's Important To Teach Kids About American Culture, And Films Are Certainly A Big Part Of It.

The Gay Marriage Thing To Me, I Don't Understand Why It's So Important For The Secular Progressives In This Country, The People Who Want To Change America Fundamentally And Every Way, Why This Is The Lead Issue. The L.a. Times, New York Times, San Francisco Chronicle, Boston Globe. These People Are Going, 'oh, My God, What Are You Doing? How Can You Not See The Civil Rights Aspect Of This?'

Many Children Fully Realize Their Parents See Them As Astonishing Creatures And Incorporate That Into Their Daily Presentations. That Is, They Throw Their Stuff On The Floor Because If You Are Truly Amazing You Can Pretty Much Do What You Want. Right?

You Could Put On Monkeys Jumping Up And Down And Get Bigger Numbers Than Msnbc.

If You're Gay, You're Gay. It's My Dennis Miller Theory Of Homosexuality Shot Through The Movie "boy And The Dolphin." If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching The Movie "boy And A Dolphin" And A 27-year-old Sofia Loren Crawls Up Out Of The Aegean Sea After Sponge Diving, She's Standing There In The Deck Of The Boat In A See-through Gauze Top, Rivulets Of Water Dripping Off Her Torso Onto The Deck Of The Boat. If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching That And You Still Want To Make It With The Captain Of The Boat, You're Gay. You Can't Fight That. So It Is What It Is.