A Rich Man Is Nothing But A

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.