Writing Is A Hard Gig, And It's

My Dad Taught Me My Faith, And I Believe What He Taught Me. The Man Never Lied To Me In His Life.

I've Got One Of Darwin's Books At Home And Some Of That Stuff Is Pretty Damn Funny. Some Of His Stuff Is True, Like That The Giraffe Has A Long Neck So It Can Reach The Leaves. But I Just Don't Think You Can Swallow The Whole Piece.

There Are Certain Things Men Will Never Understand About Women. We'll Never Get It. And You're Supposed To Be Nice To Them. Because They Can Hurt You.

Women In My Family Are The Center Of Things. All Good Things Emanate From Them. The Guys Usually Mess Up.

I'll Get Kicked Around For Saying It, But Men And Women Are Just Different. They're Not Equal. The Same Way That You And I Are Not Equal.