I'll Get Kicked Around For Saying It,

I'm Hitler And My Dad Is Mussolini!

Acting Is Like Lying. The Art Of Lying Well. I'm Paid To Tell Elaborate Lies.

I Walked Away From Acting For Eight Years And Tried To Make The Choice That I Should Have Made When I Was 21. But, It Doesn't Make Any Difference. Nothing Changed. You Can't Put The Toothpaste Back In The Tube.

What Did One Shepherd Say To The Other Shepherd? Let’s Get The Flock Out Of Here.

What Are You Looking At Sugar-tits?