Women Today Are Bombarded With So Many

I Will Not Drink More Than Fourteen Alcohol Units A Week.

You'll Never Get A Boyfriend If You Look Like You Wandered Out Of Auschwitz.

No One Is Thinking About You. They're Thinking About Themselves, Just Like You.

When Someone Leaves You, Apart From Missing Them, Apart From The Fact That The Whole Little World You've Created Together Collapses, And That Everything You See Or Do Reminds You Of Them, The Worst Is The Thought That They Tried You Out And, In The End, The Whole Sum Of Parts Adds Up To You Got Stamped Reject By The One You Love. How Can You Not Be Left With The Personal Confidence Of A Passed Over British Rail Sandwich?

Exes Should Never, Never Go Out With Or Marry Other People But Should Remain Celibate To The End Of Their Days In Order To Provide You With A Mental Fallback Position.