Exes Should Never, Never Go Out With

If You Ask Where A Relationship Is Going Too Often The Question Has A Habit Of Turning Into Where The Relationship Went. Unfortunately, However, God Has Given Women An Inbuilt Irresistible Urge To Insist On Knowing Where Their Relationships Are Going, And To Force Their Partners To Discuss The Matter At Length Whenever They Are Late For Something.

In The End There Is Nothing More Unattractive To Men Than Radical Feminism.

When Someone Loves You It's Like Having A Blanket All Round Your Heart.

Oh God. Valentine's Day Tomorrow. Why? Why? Why Is (the) Entire World Geared To Make People Not Involved In Romance Feel Stupid When Everyone Knows Romance Does Not Work Anyway. Look At (the) Royal Family. Look At Mum And Dad.

Sink Into Morbid, Cynical Reflection On How Much Romantic Heartbreak Is To Do With Ego And Miffed Pride Rather Than Actual Loss