Women Liked Me Because I Made Them

Life Is An Infiltration Course. We All Try And Get Through It. We All Try And Get Through It Unscathed - Maybe Not Hurt, Not Bruised. No Bones Broken, Maybe A Few Hearts Here And There.

When I Open A Refrigerator Door And The Light Goes On, I Want To Perform.

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.

Had I Been Brighter, The Ladies Been Gentler, The Scotch Been Weaker, Had The Gods Been Kinder, Had The Dice Been Hotter, This Could Have Been A One-sentence Story: Once Upon A Time I Lived Happily Ever After.