Women Complain About Pms, But I Think

Since I Had My Gastric Bypass Surgery In 1998, I Eat Like A Bird. Unfortunately, That Bird Is A California Condor.

Truth Is Available To The Ears That Can Hear It.

The Day I Worry About Cleaning My House Is The Day Sears Comes Out With A Riding Vacuum Cleaner.

I Have Great Parents, And They Both Taught Me Great Things, But My Formative Years Were Boundaryless.

Your Body Is Your Instrument, You Play It Expertly.