Woe Unto The World Because Of Offenses;

What Kills A Skunk Is The Publicity It Gives Itself.

When Arguing With A Fool, Make Sure The Opponent Isn't Doing The Exact Same Thing.

I Was Born And Have Ever Remaind [sic] In The Most Humble Walks Of Life.

[if Not Re-elected In 1864] Then It Will Be My Duty To So Co-operate With The President Elect, As To Save The Union Between The Election And The Inauguration; As He Will Have Secured His Election On Such Ground That He Can Not Possibly Save It Afterwards.

I Have A Congenital Aversion To Failure.