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I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll Caucus All Over The State. I Don't Caucus In California. You Don't Caucus Where You Live. It Doesn't Look Good.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.