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We Didn't Have Counsellors Rushing Around Every Time Somebody Let Off A Gun. You Just Got On With It!

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.

Your Country Is One Of The Most Notorious Centres Of Trading In Endangered Species.

Books Are Certainly Old Fashioned, But Only People With A Very Limited Perception Are Silly Enough To Condemn Ideas Because Of Their Age. It Is, Of Course, Equally Silly To Condemn The New Fangled Simply Because It Is Strange.