We Didn't Have Counsellors Rushing Around Every

Why Don't You Go And Live In A Hostel To Save Cash?

If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll All Be Slitty-eyed.

A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before A Jump And Thus Propels Its Rider Into A Graceful Arc Provides A Splendid Excuse For General Merriment.

It Makes You All Look Like Dracula's Daughters!

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.