Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages?

Scientists Announced Today That They Have Discovered A Cure For Apathy. However, They Claim No One Has Shown The Slightest Interest In It.

We've Learned How To Make A Living, But Not A Life. We've Added Years To Life, Not Life To Years.

There May Or May Not Be Atheists In Foxholes, But I'm Certain There Are None In The Ku Klux Klan.

It's Difficult Enough For A Young Person To Put His Soul On The Line In Front Of A Lot Of Drunken People Without Having That Hanging Over His Head, Too.

Tell The People You Love That You Love Them, At Every Opportunity.