Whoever You Hate Will End Up In

I Used To Work At Mcdonald's Making Minimum Wage. You Know What That Means When Someone Pays You Minimum Wage? You Know What Your Boos Was Trying To Say? "hey If I Could Pay You Less, I Would, But It's Against The Law."

I Ain't Shootin' Nobody. So Call Me A Faggot! When The War's Over, I'll Be The Faggot With Two Legs, Thank You!

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.

Most Parts In Comedy, They're Not Really Written For Men. They're Written For, Like, These Boy-men.

If You Told Me Two Years I Would Miss The Greatest Basketball Game Ever To Hang Out With Nathan Lane, I'd Say, 'you're Crazy!'