When You Tour You Become More Intimate

I've Always Been Drawn To Discomfort And That Limbo Of Unease You Get Between Comedy And Tragedy.

I Love Sherlock Holmes. I've Got All His Books, Leather-bound. What I Thought Was Great About Sherlock Holmes Was That Not Only Was He A Supersleuth, He Was Also A Hard Worker. Not Only Did He Go Out And Solve The Crimes, He Came Home And Wrote It All Down. Fantastic. That's Why I Admire Him.

I Think We All Have A Slightly Gay Gene Inside Us, Don't We? It Might Be 0.00001 Per Cent As Mine Is, Or One Per Cent As Yours Is.

In My Mind God Made Adam And Eve, He Didn't Make Adam And Steve.

I Am Not A Politician Going Around Bragging About Family Values Or Putting Myself On Some Ridiculous Virtuous Pedestal. I Write Comedy. And I Am An Actor. I Am Not Going To Solve The Nation's Problems. I Don't Actually Spend My Life In The Way The Tabloids Like To Think I Do. I Actually Spend 95 Percent Of It Writing Comedy. Sober. Well, Nearly Sober Anyway.