When You're Through With Your Cat, You

We Have A Group Of People Now Who Think They Own The State. Its Disgusting.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

You Have To Do Something When You're Lying In Bed. So You Play With Your Mind.

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

There Is Never A Need To Outrun Anything You Can Outwit.