When You're Through With Your Cat, You

Cats Are Anthropomorphised In Art Because They Are So Laid Back That You Automatically Attribute Human Thoughts And Feelings To Them.

When All Else Fails, Look Cute.

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.