When You're Offstage, That's The Footprint. That's

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.

Suffering Is A Good Teacher. It Keeps You In Its Grip Until You've Learned Your Lesson.

The Success Of My Comedy Has Been Not Being Afraid To Touch On Subject Matters Or Issues That Everyone Else Is Politically Scared Of.

I Learned Hard Lessons In Life; I Had To Because I Had So Much Happen: My Mother Died My Sophomore Year In High School. The Next Year, Same Day, My Brother Dropped Dead. Two Years After That, I Got Married Because My Girlfriend Got Pregnant. The Year After My Wedding, My Father - Who I Had Only Recently Met - Died.

My Grandmother Always Told Me How You Start Is How You Finish.