When You're Black, You Have To Deal

Christian Is Going To Be The Strongest Man In The Nba Next Year, Because All He's Been Doing All Summer Is Carrying Around The Luggage For 11 Guys.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.

I Remember Sitting Down With The Rockets And Saying, 'yeah. I'm Going To Retire.' They Said, 'well, We'll Give You $9 Million.' And I Said, 'you Got A Pen On You?'

I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed Black Man. (on His Retirement From Basketball)

Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.