When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles

We Do More Talking Progress Than We Do Progressing.

If I Could Kick The Person In The Tail That Causes Me The Most Problems I Could Not Sit Down For A Week

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

This Country Has Gotten Where It Is In Spite Of Politics, Not By The Aid Of It. That We Have Carried As Much Political Bunk As We Have And Still Survived Shows We Are A Super Nation.