We Do More Talking Progress Than We

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.

What The Secretary Of Agriculture Is Trying To Do Is To Teach The Farmer Corn Acreage Control, And The Hogs Birth Control, And One Is Just As Hard To Make Understand It As The Other.

There Is Nothing So Stupid As The Educated Man If You Get Him Off The Thing He Was Educated In.

A Holding Company Is A Thing Where You Hand An Accomplice The Goods While The Policeman Searches You.

The Reason Political Party Platforms Are So Long Is That When You Straddle Anything It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.