When You Get Arrested It's In Big

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.

I Don't Hate Anyone, At Least Not For More Than 48 Minutes, Barring Overtime.

My Message Is Simple: Take Control Of Your Life

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.