He'll Never Be Jordan. This Clearly Takes

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

I Never Would Say A Player Stinks. Ever. I'll Tell You Their Team Stinks, And First Of All, They Know Their Team Stinks. And The Fans Know Their Team Stinks.

My Message Is Simple: Take Control Of Your Life

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.