When You Can't Draw Chameleons And You

The Writing Is Done On The Computer, And The Drawing Is Done By Hand. I Write, Write, Write, Then I Hit The Illustration.

My Wife Staci Made Me Go To A Wedding Last Weekend...if It Weren’t For Her, I’d Be Happy.

When You Can't Draw Chameleons And You Can't Draw Blenders, It's A Bad Idea To Write Strips Where Chameleons Become Blenders.

I'm Very Harsh On Real Estate Agents. I'm Not Sure Why. Maybe It's Because Of How The Call Every Small House 'charming' And Every Run-down House A 'great Fixer-upper'. Just Once, I'd Like Them To Show Me A House And Declare, 'this One's A Piece Of Crap'.

Most Poetry Just Confounds Me. I Really Want To Like It, But I Can't Help Thinking It's A Hoax. (p. 24)