When They Call The Slightest Spending Reductions

We Must Not Falsely Teach American History In Our Schools. We Have A Law Requiring State Textbook Oversight To Guard Against Frauds Like Zinn, And It Was Encouraging To Find That No Hoosier School District Had Inflicted His Book On Its Students.

So Tonight I Propose One More Step That I Would Rather Not Propose. I Ask The Most Fortunate Among Us, Those Citizens Earning Over $100,000 Per Year, For One Year, To Pay An Additional One Percent On The Income They Receive.

I Took A Vow Of Political Celibacy.

I Refer, Of Course, To The Debts Our Nation Has Amassed For Itself Over Decades Of Indulgence. It Is The New Red Menace, This Time Consisting Of Ink. We Can Debate Its Origins Endlessly And Search For Villains On Ideological Grounds, But The Reality Is Pure Arithmetic.

Our Fiscal Ruin And Resulting Loss Of World Leadership Will, In Their [liberals'] Eyes, Be Not A Tragic Event But A Desirable One.