When People Say England, They Sometimes Mean

Australia Objects To The Mini-skirt Not On Moral But On Economic Grounds. Australians Are No Prudes And The Lovely, Healthy, Sporty Australian Girls Have No Reason To Hide Their Knees And Thighs. However, The Mini-skirt Is Disastrous For The Wool-trade.

A Criminal May Improve And Become A Decent Member Of Society. A Foreigner Cannot Improve. Once A Foreigner, Always A Foreigner. There Is No Way Out For Him.

To Be Extravagant You Need Money. True. But You Do Not Need Your Own Money.

In The Field Of Snobbery, Australia Is An Underdeveloped Country; Even A Few British Ex-colonies, Regarded As Under Developed In All Other Respects, Could Export A Great Deal Of Snobbery To Australia And Still Have Enough To Spare For Their Own, Internal Needs.

The English Take Everything With An Exquisite Sense Of Humour. They Are Only Offended If You Tell Them That They Have No Sense Of Humour.