The English Take Everything With An Exquisite

When People Say England, They Sometimes Mean Great Britain, Sometimes The United Kingdom, Sometimes The British Isles, - But Never England.

The Man Who Is Not Afraid Of Danger Is Not A Hero, But A Psychopath.

Once You Start Buying First Aid Kits You Start Having Accidents.

Travel' Is The Name Of A Modern Disease Which Became Rampant In Themid-fifties And Is Still Spreading. The Disease - Its Scientific Name Is Travelitis Furiosus - Is Carried By A Germ Called Prosperity.

A Dog Will Flatter You But You Have To Flatter The Cat.