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When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"
-Rodney Dangerfield
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When I Was Born The Doctor Took
Rodney Dangerfield
When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"
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