My Wife Has To Be The Worst

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.