When I'm Not In A Relationship, I

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

Dr. Phil Is Hiding Something. Otherwise, Why Wouldn't He Use His Last Name?

I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't Carouse Very Much.

The Only Way I Would Go Back To Hosting Would Be If It Were Something Entirely New. It Would Prevent Me From Wanting To Host A Standard-fare Kind Of Talk Show.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.