When I Go To A Party, Nobody

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

When I Go To A Party, Nobody Says Hello. But When I Leave, Everybody Says Goodbye.

My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.