If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?

Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.