When I Die, I'd Like 'friends' To

I'd Say That On 'friends' My Character Was The Guy Bouncing Around The Room. I'm No Longer That Guy, Necessarily, In My Life. I Used To Be. But I'm Not Now.

They Say That Women Like A Man Who Can Make Them Laugh, And I Find That If You Can Make A Woman Laugh On The First And Second Dates, Then You're Doing Well.

My Sense Of Style Is An Old Polo Shirt, Jeans And, Unfortunately For The Longest Time, White Running Shoes, Which Was Not Attractive. The One Thing I've Learned About Clothes Is To Ask A Girl.

I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are A Woman And You're In Any Kind Of Emotional Duress And You Write A Song About It, I'll Buy You Album.

I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.